neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via 10minuteslatewithstarfucks)

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Posted
4 days ago

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via ghostlymermaidpopulation)

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331186
Posted
6 days ago

congratulations on your cute  [1/?] elizabeth mitchell

(via cophines)

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Posted
6 days ago

tea-poppet:

#straight-girl envy

#gay-girl privileges

(Source: porpetinascamander, via a-shadow-chaser)

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Posted
1 week ago

kirschtastic:

the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep

(via accio-cosima)

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Posted
1 week ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

If I was a ghost this is the kind of ghost I would be
Haunting all my friends and saying nice things to them through GHOST PUNS

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

If I was a ghost this is the kind of ghost I would be

Haunting all my friends and saying nice things to them through GHOST PUNS

(Source: nikolawashere, via ghostlymermaidpopulation)

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Posted
1 week ago
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